Coccoloba cordata Cham. — Herbarium Specimen, Flora of Paraguay

This is a pressed botanical herbarium specimen, not a cartoon or caricature. The mounted sheet shows a dried branch of *Coccoloba cordata* Chamisso (Polygonaceae), collected at Caacupe, Paraguay by Gerard W. Teague (No. 691) and later identified by John Brandbyge at AAU in 1988. It belongs to the Natural History Museum, London (Department of Botany). Writing a satirical-print wall label for this object would require fabricating content the image does not contain. No such label can honestly be produced.